What if marshmallows were cubic??

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

Green Lantern

And his least favorite?

Dead Pool

The Beyhive in a nutshell.

White girls be like

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will