"your wings are too big"
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show
A Canadian trying to fit in.
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?
And his least favorite?
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
the only boys i need in my life:
- michael (kors)
- christian (dior/louboutin)
- jimmy (choo)
- louis (vuitton)
- tommy (hilfiger)
- yves (saint-laurent)
- giorgio (armani)
- louis-francois (cartier)
the only boys yall can afford